January 2012
I'm going to kill Devon.
he keeps taking pictures of me playing skyrim. -_- this is going to e a long night..
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
5 tags
Realizing how much I've changed this year alone.
simplicityisblisss asked: You and Deven should have a gay-bestfriend new years kiss!
I like girls. And I like girls who like girls. Not...
seasfallsilently:
This.
Not spending new years alone anymore
Devon, baby. :3 We are going to experiment so hard. xD lolol
New Year's Tinychat Party! For the all the forever... →
I look awful, Devon looks sexy. Come Tinychat with... →
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
Does anyone else spending new years alone want to...
I hate New Year's.
Anonymous asked: You seem like a really good person. And I'm not just saying that for the sake of saying something, I mean it. Happy new year.
Awsome...
dreamsofahopelesswanderer:
Three cheers for being alone on new years. Pop the bottle.
Reblog if you are still in 2011!
1dlovescats:
I don't understand the necessity that Rian has to...
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FACT: I like having sex with women
Can I just have you here with me?
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
psychadeliachild:
